'Ello ;] Looking beautiful as always, I see. The name's Philippe. Always a follow back. So don't be afriad to hug \(^.^)/

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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closetcaselesbian:

Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

(Source: baebly)

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

(Source: th3lastofus)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

boulevardofhuntersdreams:

pumpkinology:

casistooadorableandithurts:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

cosettesfauchelevents:

heysaumensch:

xezat:

i support the gay’s

you support the gay’s what?

their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.

Did you just?

and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this

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CRYING because Dean’s fucking bOWLeGS

this post is perfect is so many ways

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

vanconcastiel:

mortifyinglyhandsome:

imagemy dash did a thing

*laughs*

boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec)